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Zaluu busgui 2 bolzojee. Tegeed ter 2 hotoos gadagsh salhind garch gene.
Tegeed zorison gazaraa irtel busgui helj gene bi unenee heleh yostoi bi ****** gejee. Tegeed zaluu ni 20000 toloh bolood untaj gene.
Ajlaa duuschihaad zaluu helj gene bi unenee heleh yostoi bi taxinii jolooch herev chi hot orii gevel 20000 toloh yostoi gejee.


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Neg jaal huu eejiigee huvtsasaa solij baihad ni orj irchiheeed " eejee tanii holnii hoorond baigaa yum yu yum be?" getel
eej ni " dursah yum bish, ene shudtei hazana shuu " gejee.
Udaan hugatsaanii tursh mani hashir ohidiin doodohod hurch chadahgui baisaar gereljee.
Tegeed avgai ni tuunees nogoo gazaraa ilehiig buschee.
Mani hashir " ter chini hazval yah yum be" getel
ehner ni " t*n*g novsh mini har daa geed , saltaigaa delgej haruultal.
mani hashir " chi bitgii huurah geed bai shud ni builnaasaa arai tsuhuigaagui baina" gejee


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Neg er barand taniltssan huuhenteigee honojee.
Margaash ni nogoo huuhen " chi yostoi sain shudnii emch baij chadah yum baina" getel
Mani " chi yaj medeev?"
Huuhen " bi urd shono chamaas yu ch medersengui" gejee


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avgai ni nohoroo emchid uzuuljee.
Nohoriig ni uzej duusaad avgaig ni gantsaarchilj duusaad ingej helje" tanai nohor ih yadarsan baina minii helseniig dagahgui bol tanai nohor udahgui nas barna, ogloonii hool ni mash eruul mended ni sain baih heregtei, odriin tsai ni nogoo,jims tulhuu baih heregtei, oroin hool ni amttai baih heregtei, za tegeed bitgii ih ugle, ooriinhoo zovlong bitgii gonshgino,
ingej chadval tanai nohor 2 sariin dotor eruul bolj chadna" gejee.
Gertee harih zamdaa nohor ni emch chamd yu gesen be getel
ehner ni " chamaig udahgui uhne gesen " gejee.


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Arhichin, tamhichin, gomo 3 zaluu deer burhan ireed ta 3 uuniigee zogsoohgui bol uhne shuu gejee.
Tegeed ter 3 barand ortol arhichin ni uhsen ch arhitaigaa geed 100 gramm arhi zahialaad neg balgataal uhchihej gene.
Nogoo 2 ni burhan unen helsen baina shuu geed alhaj yavtal tamhichin ni dutuu tatsan tamhi ruu shimten harahiig ajiglasan gomo zaluu herev ee chi tuuniig avahaar tongoih l yum bol bid 2 hoyulaa uhne shuu gejee.


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Avgai ni geree tseverlej baigaad oron doroosoo 3 ondog 1 saya togrog olj gene. Saya togrog harsanda bayarlsan bolovch neg l sejegtei sangdaad nohoroosoo asuutal nohor ni " bi chamaig araar chini tavih bolgondoo 1 ondog end tavidag baisan yum" gejee.
Avgai ni " 20 jiliin tursh 3 ondog yamai baina aa" gej bodongoo
tegeed yun 1 saya togrog ve? gej asuutal
nohor ni " aan, bi 3 honogiin omno buh ondognuudee boondson yum aa" gejee.


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Sherloch Holmes banaan idej baigaa 3 huuhnii hajuugaar ongorch gene.
Hajuud zaluu ni chi ene 3 huuhniig tanih uu ? getel
Holmes " ugui bi ene gelmaa,******,zaluu ber 3iig tanihgui ee " gejee.
Nogoo zaluu chi tedniig gelmaa ****** zaluu ber gedegiig ni yaj medeev getel
Holmes " ih amarhan gelenmaa ni jijig jijigee hazaad ideed baisan,
****** ni am ruugaa chihej ideed baisan, harin zaluu ber ni banaanaa omnoo barichihaad tolgoigoo huchlilj tongoij ideed baisan" gejee.


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Dolgoon wrote:
Neg zohion bichlegiin uraldaan zarlajee. Ter ni Burhanii tuhai, hatan haanii tuhai, jaahan sexy, onisogo met zuiliin tuhai tegeed ih tovch baih yostoi gene. Tegeed iim negen bichleg turuuljee. "Burhan mini bi henees jiremsen bolchihvooo gej Hatan haan uulga aldjee"


:lol: Chi iim urid umnu ni sonsoogui goe onigoo yamar ihiig meddeg um be? Bicheed bai bicheed bai bas dahin biched bai.

Ehner Nuhur 2 untahdaa bundan(huzriin) ugui gedegee gil gedeg baijee. 1 udur nuhur ni gertee irtel avgai ni naiz nartaigaa huzur togloj baij gene. Tegeed nuhur ni avgaidaa bundan gej heltel avgai ni uuduus ni gil gejee. Tegeheer ni nuhur ni untahaar yavaad ugchee. Udalgui ehner ni orondoo orj ireed bundan getel nuhur ni gil gejee. Tegeheer ni ehner ni garaa nuguuh ruu ni yavuultal nuhur ni - Huue huue mod harahgui shuu gejee.[/b]


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Neg emegtei emchid ireed zovolgoo avchee.
Bi nohorteigoo anusaaraa sex hiisen yamar neg gaj noloo uzuulehgui baigaa?
Emch "ter uyed ovdson uu?"
huuhen "ugui"
Emch "chamd taalagdsan uu?"
emegtei "aha"

emch "za tegvel zugeeree, harin chi jiremsen bolohoos sergiileerei"
huuhen "paah anusaar bas jiremsen boldog baihan ee :eek: "
Emch "tegelgui yahav, chi ariin haalganii humuusiig haanaas irsen gej bodoj baina


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Neg er tsagaagiin gazar luu utasdaad avgaitaigaa aimaar hereldsen uundee shiitgel avah uu"getel
Tsagdaagiin darga "Iimerhuu yum ger buliin dotor tohiolddog yum aa, yamar ch shiitgelgui"
MANI er "za ashgui, tegeed ene amigui biyeiig ni yah yum?


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Neg er emchid ireed ter humuusiig aimar doromjildog bolson.
Yaj uuniigee bolih talaar zovolgoo huschee.
Emch jishee ni yamar ug hereglej baina getel
nogoo er bi muuhai haraal helmeergui baina gej chamd helee biz dee chotgor mini. Chi zaaval heluulj yah geed baigaa yum be shulmasiin ur mini.


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Neg jaahan ohin emeeteigee yavj baigaad neg nohoi nogoogoo sh**j baihiig haraad emeegeesee uchriig asuutal,
sanaa ni zobson emee ni "deer ni baigaa nohoi sharhdaad, door ni baigaa ni tuuniig emnelegruu avch yavaa yum aa"gejee.
Jaal ohin "ted nar yag hun shig yumaa"getel
Emee ni yaj baina getel
Nogoo ohin "yamar ch uyed bolomjiig aldahgui , nogoogoo sh**j baidag.


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Neg odor bagsh ni baga angiin huuhduuded hunii byeiin butetsiig zaaj baijee.
Bagsh "emegtei hun 2 moomtei 1 umaitai ..."
Bagsh " Harin eregtei hun 1 penistei.."
Byatshan huu "ter hudlaa manai aav 2 penistei. 1 ni 8 sm orchim tuugeeree sheedeg, harin nogoo ni 20 sm orchim tuugeeree horsh huuhnii shudiig ugaadag"


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Neg udaa darga ni ingeneriinhee ger luu yaraltaiheregeer utsadjee.
Tegtel byatshan huu utasaa avchee.
aav chini baina uu?
huu "baina aa" gej huu shivnev.
aavtai chini yariya
Huu "no"
Eej chini baina uu?
Huu "tiim"
eejtei chini yariya
huu"no"
tegeed chamaas oor hun baina uu tend?
huu "yes tsagdaagiin darga?
Bi tuuntei yarij boloh uu?
Huu "ugui aav eej gal sonoogchtei yariad zavgui baina"
Sanaa ni zovson darga yu bolson be ? getel
Huu "ted nar namaig haigaad baigaa yum aa" gej shivnev.


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Neg huu eejeesee "eejee, burhan er uu em uu "
Eej ni bodoj baisan aa "ali ali naa"
Huu "eejee burhan tsagaan uu har uu?"
Eej "ali ali naa"
Huu "ëejee burhan gomo yumuu esvel hetero yum uu?"
Eej "ali ali naa"
Bayarlasan huu "eejee burhan Riky Martin uu?"


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neg byatshan ohin bagshaasaa "manai emee jiremsen bolj boloh uu? getel
Bagsh "ugui emee chi heterhii hogshin"
Ohin tegvel "Manai ej"
Bagsh "magdgui gehdee eej chini husehgui l bolov uu"
Ohin tegvel bi?
Bagsh "Ugui chi heterhii balchir baina"
Getel ariin shireenii huu "chinii sanaa zovdog demii hereg baisan baina"gej hashigarchee


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Three old ladies are sitting around having tea. One of them says, "Sometimes I'll be at the fridge , with a jar in my hand, and I can't remember if I was putting it back or taking it out."
Another woman adds, " I know what you mean ! Sometimes on the stairs, I don't know If I'm going up or down."
Then the third woman says, "I'm glad i don't have those problems-knock on wood," and raps on the table. Suddenly, she jumps up and says, "Oh! that must be the door. I'll get it !" :D


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Neg huu aav eejiigee yu baij baihiig harchihaad uchriig asuutal
Aav ni " bi hozor togloj baina "
Tegvel eej yu hiij baigaa yum be?
Aav ni "eej chini minii hozor oo"
Huu tegeed garaad yavchihjee.
Neg odor aav sanaandgui ugaalgiin oroondoo ortol huu gar hanglaga hiij baina gene.
Aav ni "chi yu hiij baigaa yum be?"
Huu "hozor togloj baina"
tegeed hozor chini haana baigaa yum be?
Huu ene geed garaa uzuuljee.


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Heg huugiin hoorhon byatshan nohoi uhchihjee.
Uilj baigaa huug aav ni taitgaruulahaar bitii uilaa minii huu, hardaa nohoinii chini hol tenger ruu chiglesen baigaa baiz, ene chini burhanii orond ochihiin shinj gejee.
Hed honogiin daraa aaviigaa ajlaas irehed ni huu ni uilsaar ugtaj gene yasan be getel
Huu "onoodor eej zoltoi uhchiheegui "gejee.
Sandarsan aav ni yu bolson be getel.
Taniig ajildaa yavsan hoiguur eejiin hol tenger chiglechiheed ej B burhan mini burhan mini geed orilood baisan.
Azaar horshiin zaluu eejiig darj baigaagui bol eej yag burhanii oron luu yavah baisan gejee.


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Bagsh huuhduuded anaashiin zurag uzuuleed ene yamar amitan be getel hen ch hariulsangui.
Bagsh "yamar amitan urt huzuutei bilee?"
Neg huu "anaash"
sain baina.
Dahiad neg zurag Harin hen ch hariulsan gui.
Bagsh "yamar amitan sudaltai aristai bilee"
Nogoo huu "zebra"
bagsh "mash sain baina"
Dahiad neg zurag hen ch hariulsangui.
Bagsh "eej chini aaviig chini yu gej duuddag bilee?"
Nogoo huu " aa ene chini omhii arhichin baina gej ee


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Emeegee usand orj baihad ni byatshan ach ni ireed umai ruu nu zaagaad ene yu ve getel emee ni
ene minii byatshan amitab gejee.
Daraa odor ni eejiigee usand orj baihad huu umai ruu ni zaagad ene yu ve getel
eej ni ene minii byatshan amitan gejee.
Huu ni emeed bas ene amitan baidag yum baina lee.Hel ni garchihsan baina lee.
bodbol ter ni uhchihsen bololtoi.


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Geriin daalgavar ni "hen chamaig buteesen be?"gesen sedevtei baijee.
Huu ni eejeesee asuutal eej ni "burhan gejee".
Margaash ni hicheeldee irehdee burhan gedegiig martchihaj gene.
Bagshiigaa asuutal
nogoo huu "bi ochigdoriig hurtel aav namaig buteesen gej bodoj bailaa,
harin eej hen negnii neriig helsen, bi ter zaluugiin neriig martchihaj gejee


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Onoodor chatlaj baigaad zoogiin gazar gej yarihaar ni genet neg yum sanalaa.
Hariin gazar humuus adilhan l baih yum zalitai ni zalitai, byalduuch ni byalduuch. za ene yahav.

Bi 10 sar neg zoogiin gazar zoogchoor ajilsan yum.
Aimaar daruuhan, eyeldeg, shildeg zooch ni bailaa. za ooriigoo magtah ch yahav shuud yariandaa oryo.


Neg odor neg dund heriin nasnii avgai orj ireed dotoroo tatsan mahtai jignesen boov avsan baihgui yu. Tegeed tootsoo hiih bolson chini ter boov chini huiten baisan uchraas tolohgui gedeg baigaa.
Bi yamar haluun huiten baisaniig darj uzsen bish. Tegeed bi ta negent idchihsen yum chini toldogooroo tol, tegeed teriigee managert helj butsaaj av gelee. Tegeed ter avgai manai manager luu ochij yarij yarij baigaad garahdaa nad ruu zoriud hurch ireed Odoo sanaa zovoltgui sir bi 2 hunii oroin hoolnii bonus huleej avsan gesenee maijignaj orj irsen baagii chini niseh shahuu gardag baigaa.

Bas neg odor neg eregtei hun namaig duudsan aa " bi ooriinhoo l undaag morooroo uusan, baga bagaar uuhaar ih amttai baidag yum gesen ee, harin zarim humuus chamaig iishee tiishee yavsan hoiguur chini chinii kolanaas ochij nej uugaad bailaa" gedeg baigaa.
Minii aimaar ineed hursen ug saihan l setgel gargaj helsen yum.
gehdee aimaar byalduuch zamaar helsen yum. shuud l zugeer helchihgui.

Oor bas neg odor 3 har huuhen orj irchiheed neeg bayan amitad shig zagnaad aimaar durgui hurgesen.
Bain bain duudaad l yum zahiad. Tegsen ee salpitak l gene, extra hutag l gene. Bi tedend ter languug harj baina uu tendees oorsdoo ochood avaa getel. Neg ni nadad tolj baigaa yum shig l " chamaar avchruulah gej bid mongo tolj idej baina" gej ireed l bool zardastaigaa haritsaj baigaa yum shig bolohoor aimaar uur hureed nudniihee bulangaar manager luu hartal baihgui baihaar " ter zaluug hardaa ooroo ochood avch baigaa biz, bi oshoo olon hund uilchilj baina, hajuudaa uyatai bailgaj baigaad am hamaraa archuulahna uu, tegj yarival bi ta 3t uilchlehgui shuu, idej duusaad ayaga tavagaa ter languun deer avaachij taviad kassa ruu oorsdoo ochij tolooroi" geed avaa hayasan chini yostoi nomondoo orsondoo ter 3.
Idej uuchihaad minii helseneer hiij baigaag ni harsan manager maani " ene 3 yaj baigaa yum" geheer ni bi namaig zavguig harchihaad minii ajliig hongovchilj baigaa yum bailgui, yasan saihan setgeltei humuus ve" geed aimaar gemgui zagnasan chi nadtai eeljind garch baisan ohin ariin oroo ruu orood aimaar ih ineesen shuu.
Bi ch dotoroo aij baisan shuu. ter 3 managert ochood helsen bol bi budaa bolohgui yu. Harin hoorhiis mini yamar ch hor shargui humuus baisan.


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Neg busgui shuurnii uildvert bur jijig ohin baihaasaa ajiljee.
Ajildaa mash sain.
Neg odor nogoo busgui darga deeree orood bi halgdmaar baina.
Darga ni " yu bolood ter ve"
Bi end udaan hugatsaanii tursh end ajillaa tegsen chini minii saltaand shuur urgaj ehlelee gejee.
Darga ni doodohoo gargaj haruulaad " ene chini heviin zuilee nadad ch baigaa biz dee getel.
hogoo busgui " tenger mini taniiht bur ish ni hurtel urgachihsan baina sh dee" gejee


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Anujin wrote:
negen huiten udur bus-nd suuj yavsan zaluugaas negen emgen suudal tavij uguhiig husjee. emee enyygeer dyyren suudal baina shde. uur gazar suugaach gesen emgen ygyi chinii sandal l dulaahan baih gejee.


ha ha ha.Yag iimerxuu yavdal toxioldson shde.Nodnin uvul bi neg naiztaigaa U-Bahnd suulaa.U-Bahnd ix xuiten bailaa.Tegeed bid 2 neg buduun nuxriin xajuud suuvaa.Udalgui nuguu nuxur daraagiin buudal der buuchixav.Tegsen chini mani xun ternii suudal deer suuchixdiin bna.Yaajaagaan gesen chini dulaaxan bna aa gedeg bna shde xexe.


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Shine irj bui oyutanuudad ingej heljee.
Ohidiin niit bairluu hovguud yavj bolohgui,hovguudiin bairluu ohiduud yavj bolohgui. Herev ene duremiig zorchvol ehnii udaa 20$, daraagiin udaa 40$, 3 dahi udaagaa bol 60$oor torgono.
Za yamar neg asuult baina uu?
Uliraliin etses gehed hed boloh bol?


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